"Blair announces abolition of elections"

Well I hadn't seen it before:

Mr Blair said that the police had advised him that elections would be dangerous. "They would divert attention from the war on terror", he said. "If the public chose a new government, that would be a victory for terrorism. We must not take that chance. Holding elections would be contrary to the strong advice given to us by our security services and our police, and I am simply not prepared to do it."

I would have found it funnier if it wasn't so close to the bone.

Giant Jellyfish Attack Japan!

Wow, but apparently, it's not the biggest.